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Post by Alyssa on Jan 31, 2008 22:22:09 GMT -5
890: It takes a big event to bring villain and hero together, and if that doesn't work there's fanfiction. 889: Saving the world is on a need-to-know basis 888: Apparantly, missing ONE test in HOMEROOM will prevent you from graduating. Ditching gym? Not so much. 887: Everyone will have a robot... in the future! 888: Koi make excellent back up pirana when not fed for several days. 885: Nice people drink coco moo. Evil people drink latte's. 884: You can be held back for 7 years and date a girl 6-4 years younger than you and not be arrested. (Yes. I'm talking about YOU Brick!) 883: It's okay to date someone severely older than you, or younger. The choice is yours.
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Post by manofevil on Jan 31, 2008 23:12:11 GMT -5
882. The difference between the structure and rules of pre-school and the jungle law of daycare is taking turns.
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Post by manofevil on Feb 2, 2008 19:51:35 GMT -5
Bump
881. Scrapbooking a defeat does NOT make you feel any better.
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Post by Alyssa on Feb 3, 2008 2:22:20 GMT -5
880: Life boats are seasonal. 799: You can be worth millions, have real estate located in the tropical islands and not be so hard to look at and have any woman you want... until she notices the kid in the room. 798: Wait your turn.
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Post by manofevil on Feb 3, 2008 16:03:46 GMT -5
877. You get one Chimereato, and they give you like a dozen little packets of Diablo Sauce. You can’t possibly use all this sauce. Some where there’s a land fill loaded with unopened hot sauce, and some day, Ron's gonna find it.
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Post by LicaWolf on Feb 3, 2008 21:17:45 GMT -5
876. It's not a good idea to keep your pet and your food in the same pocket (leaving hygiene issues aside) You have the risk of eating your pet
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Post by Alyssa on Feb 3, 2008 23:10:09 GMT -5
875: It is possible to customize your prison wear. At least if your fashion handy.
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Post by manofevil on Feb 4, 2008 2:21:43 GMT -5
874. There's nothing like white-out blizzard conditions to force some serious family together-time.
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Post by LicaWolf on Feb 4, 2008 18:17:27 GMT -5
873. Pistachio icecream is supposed to be green
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Post by manofevil on Feb 4, 2008 21:53:46 GMT -5
872. You should definitely look before you eat.
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Post by Malory Evolent on Feb 4, 2008 23:25:39 GMT -5
871. If you are surronded by water in a "bottomless abyss" you're still able to create enough leverage underneath you to try and bust the ice ceiling that is keeping you from escaping.
870. Ketchup is preferred for creating warnings on cafeteria walls.
869. It pays to be nice to your monkey ninja henchmen. He may double cross you in the end.
868. If you live in the United States and accidentally leave your pet behind in Greece, no worries.....just turn right back around and go after him.
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Post by manofevil on Feb 4, 2008 23:42:53 GMT -5
867. Pop Pop Porters food-style pork wafers have enough preservatives to last for decades.
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Post by dimaggiofan on Feb 4, 2008 23:51:59 GMT -5
866: It will be your honor.
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Post by manofevil on Feb 5, 2008 0:09:39 GMT -5
865. Iceland's the green one.
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Post by mdog on Feb 5, 2008 23:01:52 GMT -5
When your falling from the sky head first, seriously, why freak out? Your just gonna land on something (like a giant blimp..) Or you could just pull out a hairdryer!
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Post by kittykax on Feb 5, 2008 23:41:45 GMT -5
863. Even evil can be cute sometimes.
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Post by manofevil on Feb 6, 2008 5:36:55 GMT -5
862. When your voted out of the igloo, you have to hand in your fish.
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Post by Kothoga on Feb 6, 2008 6:29:35 GMT -5
861. When you plunge head first into a toxic pool you never exactly know what you'll get.
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Post by Malory Evolent on Feb 6, 2008 10:42:26 GMT -5
860. Hair gel is ideal for cushioning one's fall
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Post by manofevil on Feb 6, 2008 12:14:39 GMT -5
859. A person forced to haul children around in her is refered to as a car monkey.
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