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Post by manofevil on Mar 2, 2008 17:49:52 GMT -5
832. The faculty of certain high school departments can be vacant for years and no one will notice.
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Post by manofevil on May 13, 2008 10:12:35 GMT -5
Bump.
831. Apparently al it takes to become a world class chef is a Granny Crocker's quickie-bake oven and mixer set.
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Post by kimwonderlandfan1 on May 14, 2008 11:13:27 GMT -5
I learned about pangea, in the Cloths minded episode.
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Post by manofevil on May 17, 2008 23:33:46 GMT -5
829. One can apparently buy eggs on the internet.
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Post by drakkensgurl on May 18, 2008 12:13:52 GMT -5
828. Apparently, screaming at a high-pitched voice can break ice that's like 2-3 inches thick.
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Post by manofevil on May 21, 2008 22:16:08 GMT -5
--- six feet of solid glacial ice, actually.
827. Apparently, a person who can't drive can program a self-driving car.
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Post by manofevil on Jun 12, 2008 11:09:46 GMT -5
Bump
826. If you’ve seen one movie about a disgruntled security guard who enacts his own brand of street justice using a cinder block, you’ve seen them all.
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Post by manofevil on Jul 27, 2008 4:46:41 GMT -5
bump
825. One magazine subscription and suddenly everyone's got your address.
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Post by lovethebeardkevin on Aug 11, 2008 17:34:00 GMT -5
824.if you switch brains with your opposite sex best friend they will definatly change cloths just to see you naked.lol
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Post by manofevil on Aug 12, 2008 13:55:46 GMT -5
823. Apparently, anti-matter can be made in a garage.
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iamnotme
Yellow Trout
iamnotme...wait who am i then?
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Post by iamnotme on Aug 15, 2008 14:18:14 GMT -5
822-Puppy Dog Pout gives u what u want.
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Post by RedBlueGreen on Aug 15, 2008 14:41:04 GMT -5
833. Piloting a spaceplane is simple, if you pay attention to the pilot.
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Post by manofevil on Sept 9, 2008 3:21:50 GMT -5
821. Animology is bogus. If there was anything to it. Ron would have been a blue monkey.
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Post by Donne on Sept 9, 2008 17:47:49 GMT -5
820. Monkey power rules. 819. Don't send your mind-controlled sidekick out to look for some Dodo birds. It's just not a good idea. 818. If you build an alien spaceship, don't add an OFF switch. 817. Anaconda wrestling is great for sibling bonding. 816. Put aside your petty problems, and embrace your fellow man. 815. Monkeys, chimps- they're all freaks of nature! 814. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean he's not out to get you. 813. The word "team" is not funny in and of itself. 812. Never let the monkey drive the car. 811. Don't team up with an ancient, mystical, talking monkey without reading the fine print. 810. Don't trust the Englishman. 809. Giant mutant Dachshunds respond well to botched squirrel calls. 808. Tickle the giant mutant octopus, and he'll laugh. 807. Get a new hair cut. The girls will love you. 806. Norway is icey. 805. You can have hundreds of henchmen and not pay them a dime if they're properly motivated. 804. No food is allowed in Club Banana, pickled or otherwise. 803. Cocoa moo is soothing. 802. The slingshot is a lethal weapon. 801. If you have braces, only kiss people with straight teeth. 800. Monkey Kung Fu is half mental sometimes, completely mental others.
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Post by RedBlueGreen on Sept 10, 2008 14:51:24 GMT -5
799. If your enemies prepare a glaringly obvious trap for you, they'll be caught off guard if you march into it. 798. If you prepare a trap too obvious for your enemies to fall for, they'll march into it because they won't expect it to really be a trap, and will be caught off guard if it is a trap. 797. The above is called a trap-trap. No-one expects a trap-trap. 796. You don't need to listen to the overly-complicated plan if you're just in it to beat up heroes. 795. Disposable sky-diving gear saves a lot of time and effort.
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Post by Donne on Sept 10, 2008 16:19:39 GMT -5
764. Cocoa moo has limitless uses, including (but not limited to) pudding, cookie dough, and foot massages. 763. If your skin is blue, you have a nasty scar, and your sidekick is green and wanted in 11 countries, it doesn't matter to anyone if you go to Karaoke Night on Friday. They'll clap politely anyways. 762. Stay out of large vats of mysterious chemicals, keep your DNA intact, and stay un-mutated. You’ll be glad you did! 761. Villainy is a much better hobby than stamp collecting. 760. Sure, sticking a tracking chip on your best friend without his knowledge has some ethical ramifications, but it doesn't REALLY matter.
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Post by RedBlueGreen on Sept 10, 2008 17:27:14 GMT -5
759. Even if you are have a distinctive green skintone, are wanted in 11 countries and have been involved in countless plans for world domination, you can still fly across the world and enjoy holiday resorts without any interference. 758. It's remarkably easy to conduct covert missions with any hangers-on you might bring with you.
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Post by lovethebeardkevin on Sept 12, 2008 18:26:50 GMT -5
757:NO MONEY RULES!!! (that stupid guy from the downloaded music awards)
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Post by shannonzolo on Sept 12, 2008 19:54:46 GMT -5
756.kim's car is not all that.
755.you can be a villain wanted in 11 countries and no one will know about your past.
754.ron's specailty is breaken stuff.
753.kim may be cute and cuddly outside of the kitchen, but bring her in and BOOM!.
752.kim can do anyone thing.
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Sept 18, 2008 21:25:04 GMT -5
751. The Statistics equation for Probability.
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