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Post by Cody MacArthur Fett on Jul 10, 2008 13:49:34 GMT -5
Thanks, Cody, but I don't think you get can Fox News in Britain. Also, I stopped watching tv. And now YouTube is giving me trouble. I'm not sure, but I think you can still get FNC in Britain, though I'm not sure, you may want to try checking out Sky News then, since they're the sister station of FNC. If not then you might want to try these links. www.foxnews.com/oreilly/www.billoreilly.com/siteNote: Last ditch warring here, O'Reilly is a commentator, thus, you may hear something you don't like when listening to him. Of course, that's the risk when listening to any human being, but all the same I feel obligated to warn you. (Legal reasons, gotta think ahead on this.) ... Ron:I'm not cheating on you! Kim: Then how is it that more then half the females we've ever come in contact with are yaihadla with your child? Ron The power of fanfiction? Kim: . . . I'll buy that. Ron: Phew. You know, for a second there I thought . . . Kim: For now. [Kim walks away.]Ron: Heh, Mando chicks. Rufus: Woo-hoo, crazy. Makes me laugh. And fanfic Ron seems to be incredibly fertile: in one fic, he and Kim have ten kids (she seeks out Shego for some relaxing fighting), in another he and Shego have three pairs of twins. Mando chicks? Thanks. I've read the second one - Unexpected by Charles Grey - but I've never heard of the second one. Mind telling me the name? As to Mando chicks: well . . . does the phrase Star Wars mean anything to you? Basically, a Mando is a member of the same people as Jango and Boba Fett - the Mandalorians.
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Post by The Yetimonster on Jul 10, 2008 15:34:40 GMT -5
Motor Ed: Man I do a lot of speed...SERIOUSLY!
Wait...this is supposed to be things we couldn't imagine hearing the characters say...hmm...I fail. Let's try this then:
Dr. Drakken: DNAmy? Man, she could totally draw a golf ball through a garden hose, and... Shego: DR. D! Dr. D: ? Shego: That...isn't nearly enough information. Please continue in excruciating detail.
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Post by Ot@ru on Jul 10, 2008 21:30:42 GMT -5
D.N.Amy:I HATE CUDDLE BUDDIES!!!
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Post by Donne on Jul 11, 2008 13:51:22 GMT -5
D.N.Amy:I HATE CUDDLE BUDDIES!!! I was wondering when someone was going to hit upon that one.
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Post by Cody MacArthur Fett on Jul 11, 2008 14:40:08 GMT -5
Kim: Welcome to Smarty Mart, where smart shoppers shop smart.
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Post by RedBlueGreen on Jul 12, 2008 17:12:27 GMT -5
Note: Last ditch warring here, O'Reilly is a commentator, thus, you may hear something you don't like when listening to him. Of course, that's the risk when listening to any human being, but all the same I feel obligated to warn you. (Legal reasons, gotta think ahead on this.) Thanks. I'll look him up soonish. As for potential offence, if I seek him out and then get upset over whatever he says, that would be my fault. Thanks. I've read the second one - Unexpected by Charles Grey - but I've never heard of the second one. Mind telling me the name? I've been looking, but I can't remember yet. I can't just go to my review list as I didn't leave one. Shocking. As to Mando chicks: well . . . does the phrase Star Wars mean anything to you? I see... Speaking of potential offence, I hope this won't cause any: Wade [on Kimmunicator]: ...so I've tracked Drakken and Shego to their alpine lair, and arranged a ride to pick you up outside. Kim: Thanks, Wade. Bye. [Hangs up] Better go stop the coloured folk. Monique: Excuse me? Kim: Drakken and Shego. They're blue and green. Monique: ... Kim: What?
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Post by manofevil on Jul 13, 2008 7:17:15 GMT -5
It would interesting if that was the only thing in all the world that Kim was completely clueless about. I know people like that.
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Post by Cody MacArthur Fett on Jul 13, 2008 9:01:11 GMT -5
Kim: Ron, can I ask you a question? Ron: Sure KP. You know you can ask me anything. Kim: Would you be willing to bear my children? When we get older I mean. Ron: . . . What? How does that work?
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Post by Ot@ru on Jul 13, 2008 20:29:37 GMT -5
Kim:No more cuddle buddies! Ron:If you're don't like cuddle buddies anymore,then what's that you're holding? Kim:Abarai Renji plush toy!
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Post by Cody MacArthur Fett on Jul 15, 2008 10:07:10 GMT -5
Ron: Think of it this way Kim. It could have been worse. Kim: How? Ron: Your pants could have been ripped off when to tried to use the grappling line. Kim: Ron, that happened last week.
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Post by ninjanaco on Jul 15, 2008 16:36:51 GMT -5
JAMES: You need to dress skimpier, Kimmie-cub. That way the boys will notice you....
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Post by Cody MacArthur Fett on Jul 16, 2008 22:53:00 GMT -5
Ron: Uh, KP? Why are you wearing that leather collar? And why are looking at me like that? And why are you naked?!
EDIT: For the record, the rest of y'all opened it up with your own postings.
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Post by Luke Danger on Jul 17, 2008 19:38:46 GMT -5
Wade: I hate technology!
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Post by Cody MacArthur Fett on Jul 17, 2008 19:47:11 GMT -5
Ron: Kim, why are you hanging upside-down from the celling?
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Post by RedBlueGreen on Jul 18, 2008 17:52:48 GMT -5
Ron: Kim, why are you hanging upside-down from the celling? Kim: Because I'm a bat! Ron: Ooooo-kay, Kim.... Kim: Guards! Seize him! Throw him to the sharks! Shego: Me? I just do what I'm told.
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Post by Commander Argus on Jul 21, 2008 11:58:54 GMT -5
Kim: I'd like a bottle of platinum blond
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Post by Cody MacArthur Fett on Jul 21, 2008 13:05:47 GMT -5
Ron: Kim, why are you hanging upside-down from the celling? Kim: Because I'm a bat! Ron: Ooooo-kay, Kim.... Crazy Kim! Who doesn't love crazy Kim? ;D Kim: Guards! Seize him! Throw him to the sharks! Drakken: You'll never get away with this! Good will always prevail over evil!
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Post by The Yetimonster on Jul 21, 2008 15:40:33 GMT -5
Dr. Drakken: naco COCK ASS motherfunker funk funk darn naco BASTARD MOTHERFUCK BULLSHIT!!
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Post by Commander Argus on Jul 21, 2008 15:52:54 GMT -5
Somehow I don't think Drakken would get Carlin.
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Post by Cody MacArthur Fett on Jul 21, 2008 21:51:36 GMT -5
Kim: Come on Ron, lets ROFL on out of here.
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