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Post by The Yetimonster on Jul 7, 2008 14:55:05 GMT -5
Zita Flores: "That NinjaNaco is a sexy beast."
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Post by Cody MacArthur Fett on Jul 7, 2008 15:58:49 GMT -5
Ron: I . . . don't know . . . KP . . . this plan . . . it seems . . . too risky.
Rufus: Nuqjatlh?
Kim [To Ron]: You just couldn't restrain yourself, you were only over there for a few days and yet you just couldn't help yourself.
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Post by neosaiyanangel on Jul 7, 2008 16:06:09 GMT -5
Zita Flores: "That NinjaNaco is a sexy beast." Oddly enough, I can picture her saying that. Mr. Dr. Possible: You know, Drew, in order to make up for what I did to you in college, I want you to have my wife. Go ahead and do whatever you want with her. Junior: Le Goop? What a waste of money! Frugal Lucre: I'm gonna donate some money to charity. I have too much of it.
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Post by Cody MacArthur Fett on Jul 8, 2008 11:08:50 GMT -5
Person X: What about your tech support? Kim: Wade? Oh he's great. He can turn a toaster in a Kimmunicator. *BING!* Person X: What was that? Kim: The Kimmunicator. Want some toast? [All credit to this joke must be given to the second comic of Legostar Galactica.]
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Post by RedBlueGreen on Jul 8, 2008 16:03:59 GMT -5
Shego: Wow, Doc, that's a really good plan! Drakken: Do you think so? I'm not sure. Shego: Are you kidding? We'll rule the world by Thursday!
Kim: I was planning a weekend chilling with my boyfriend, but oh, no, I had to come and stop your stupid plan! Do you how angry that makes me? Well, I'm going to break every bone in your body!
Kim: Thanks for the ride, Mr. Peterson! Mr Peterson: It's the least I could after what you did for me, Kim Possible! Kim: It certainly is, Mr Peterson. Just you remember that.
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Post by Cody MacArthur Fett on Jul 8, 2008 19:09:14 GMT -5
James: Kimmie-Cub, why couldn't you have been a movie star? Mr. Stoppable: The F.I.R.M. can kiss my . . . Mrs. Stoppable: Dear, language. Ron: Yeah, I got a harem, whatsittoya? Kim: Ron, if I don't get my fix of BSG soon I'm going to go and throw you out THE FRAKKING AIRLOCK!!! Ron: Why me? Kim: Because the Tweeps are already huddling in the corner, and you're right here on the couch! Ron: Oh, lucky me. Shego: I don't know Dr. D, violence just seems . . . wrong! DNAmy: Be very very quiet, I'm hunting wabbits. Shego: Ronnie, have you ever thought about having a son? Ron [Nervous]: Uuuuuuhhhhhh, yes? Why do ask? Shego: Funny story . . . I'm pregnant! Ron: WHAT?! Shego: And here's the kicker . . . You're the father! Ron: . . . How? Shego: Oh, there's another funny story behind that. You see, I was walking through the lair one day, and . . . Ron: Don't worry Kim'ika, we'll get through this. Kim: Hehheh, you really do stick to that whole Vode An phrase, don't you? Ron: You know it. Kim: Hmm, [Kisses Ron] ni kar'tayl gar darasuum Ron'ika. Ron: Bal ni kar'tayl gar darasuum Kim'ika
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Post by Donne on Jul 8, 2008 20:27:54 GMT -5
I can actually see that sprouting into a Rongo fanfiction... Aah! The plot bunnies! Get away!
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Post by Ot@ru on Jul 8, 2008 20:30:46 GMT -5
I don't know whether anyone has post this
Shego:Dr. D,I wanna you to clone me.
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Post by Cody MacArthur Fett on Jul 9, 2008 8:57:04 GMT -5
Kim: I. Am. Evil! Have I made myself clear?
Drakken: The time comes when you can't hide from the things you've done anymore. You have to face what you've created.
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Post by manofevil on Jul 9, 2008 10:48:56 GMT -5
Kim: Y'know, Bonnie, I wish I could do things half as well as you. You're really everything I wish I could be.
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Post by Cody MacArthur Fett on Jul 9, 2008 11:05:31 GMT -5
Rufus [To Ron]: Hab SoSlI' Quch! Ron: That's not very nice.
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Post by Liontaur on Jul 9, 2008 12:39:32 GMT -5
Kim: <flips on Kimmunicator> Hey Wade, what's up?
Wade: We've got a major sitch in the Middle East Kim!
Kim: Ok, gimmie the down low!
Wade: Well you see, the road map for peace is falling apart! UN and EU intermediaries haven't been able to make any major progress, and there are constant outbreaks of violence in Gaza!
Kim: ummm... y'know, I *would* do something, but uhh... lotsa homework this week... sorry!
Wade: But... <Kim turns off Kimmunicator and whistles as she walks away>.
OR
Wade: Kim, we need to talk.
Kim: Sure Wade, what's the sitch?
Wade: Well, the thing is... Google offered me a job designing web-applications, and uhhh... it comes with *stock options* so... I can't do this uhhh... 'job' anymore.
Kim: But Wade! You can't quit! Uhhh... how are we... what will will we...
Wade: Don't stress, I've already found you a top-notch replacement! <the screen changes to an image of...>
Bill O'Reilly: Hi Kim! The Kimmunicator is now a NO SPIN ZONE! So first, there's this guy called Obama, and I want you to...
Kim: Uhhh...
Bill O'Reilly: SHUT UP!!
OR
Monique: Hey, Kim?
Kim: Yeah?
Monique:I'm just wonderin'... do you think I'm... y'know... REALLY black?
Kim: What?
Monique: Like, do you think I'm really stereotypical? Like I'm a two-dimensional racial archetype?
Kim: Uhhh... well, I'm not sure what you...
Monique: It's just that there's a lot of societal pressure to conform y'know? Sometime's I think I've become a sassy, jive-talking, fashion-concious 'shoulder-to-lean-on' type, not because of my intrisic personality, but because it's the predominant image of success offered to young women of colour in the popular media...
Kim: Gee Monique, I had no idea you were so conflicted; I hope you don't feel that there's been any issue of race that's prevented you from being open and comfortable in our friendship?
Monique: No, of course not; It's just that sometimes I wish the media would provide minorities with more divergent examples of success- hey, if *our lives* was a movie, *you'd* be the main character, and I'd be your cool, clued in but ultimately sidelined friend here to provide social support at appropriate intervals!
Kim: C'mon Monique, that's ridiculous...
<Ron bursts in>
Ron: Who wants Nachos?!
Kim and Monique: Me!!!!
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Post by Ot@ru on Jul 9, 2008 20:29:54 GMT -5
Ron:Is that...Mr. Barkin? Kim:and...D.N.Amy? Kim/Ron:KISSING?
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Post by Cody MacArthur Fett on Jul 9, 2008 22:41:21 GMT -5
OK, first of all: speaking as someone who actually watches Bill O'Reilly's program, I can tell you that'd he'd never say that, but . . . since this thread is called "Things you never hear a character say or do" I guess it's fair game. Though I still think he'd something more akin to this . . . Bill O'Reilly: Hi, I'm Bill O'Reilly. Thank you for watching us tonight. "The rising threat of supervillains in the world in which we live" that is the subject of tonight's talking points memo. No, you did not hear wrong, I did just say 'supervillains'. [That would be a pretty interesting show actually. They could have an extra long two part interview with Team Possible, try and get some answers out of GJ as to the whole mess, bring in Tanya Rhinmen (Did I get that right?), and top it all off with "Pinheads and Patriots". Then they could have the rest of the week be dedicated to analyzing and commentating on the interview . . . Ooh, alternate "Talking Points".] "The rise of cartoon physics in America." "Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable: why they're 'all that'." "The power of one." "Fallen heroes: the sad tale of Shego and a warning to all." "Why on Earth do they keep on trying?" [Referring to supervillains.] [. . . OK, way to many plot bunnies right now. ]
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Post by Jersey7 on Jul 10, 2008 0:43:10 GMT -5
holy crap, i would hate Bill as Wade. he gets so annoying.
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Post by Cody MacArthur Fett on Jul 10, 2008 8:36:11 GMT -5
holy crap, i would hate Bill as Wade. he gets so annoying. Have you actually watched his show more then once? Or are you just going by what others have told you? Kim: I’m . . . I’m just the cheerleader! Barkin: Stoppable! Mind telling me what you're doing on that ship? Ron: Sir, finishing this fight. Bonnie: Ron, I'm carrying your child! Kim: Ron! Ron: It's not me Kim, honest! I promise you that I did not do any of the necessary . . . stuff to get her pregnant. I'm not cheating on you! Kim: Then how is it that more then half the females we've ever come in contact with are yaihadla with your child? Ron The power of fanfiction? Kim: . . . I'll buy that. Ron: Phew. You know, for a second there I thought . . . Kim: For now. [Kim walks away.]Ron: Heh, Mando chicks. Rufus: Woo-hoo, crazy.
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Post by RedBlueGreen on Jul 10, 2008 10:45:52 GMT -5
Kim: <flips on Kimmunicator> Hey Wade, what's up? Wade: We've got a major sitch in the Middle East Kim! Kim: Ok, gimmie the down low! Wade: Well you see, the road map for peace is falling apart! UN and EU intermediaries haven't been able to make any major progress, and there are constant outbreaks of violence in Gaza! Kim: ummm... y'know, I *would* do something, but uhh... lotsa homework this week... sorry! Wade: But... <Kim turns off Kimmunicator and whistles as she walks away>. That's brilliant. Bill O'Reilly: Hi, I'm Bill O'Reilly. Thank you for watching us tonight. "The rising threat of supervillains in the world in which we live" that is the subject of tonight's talking points memo. No, you did not hear wrong, I did just say 'supervillains'. ... "The rise of cartoon physics in America." "Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable: why they're 'all that'." "The power of one." "Fallen heroes: the sad tale of Shego and a warning to all." "Why on Earth do they keep on trying?" [Referring to supervillains.] [. . . OK, way to many plot bunnies right now. I'll have find out who Bill O'Reilly is, but I love these ideas. Especially "The rise of cartoon physics in America." On to my efforts: Drakken at a blackboard full of equations:[throws down chalk] Gah! I've mathmatically proved Kim Possible is all that! Shego: I miss teaching. Bonnie: Thanks for saving the world, K! You're my hero! Shego: You can't that, Kim! It's wrong! Kim: Oh, come on! It's not even like I want the whole world! I'll be happy with the Americas! You'd like Europe, wouldn't you? Drakken: With my latest invention I will...licence it to manufacturers and market it as this Christmas's "must have" present! It'll be the next iPod! Shego: And once it's in everyone's home... Drakken: I make millions and retire! Killigan: Come on England!
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Post by Nutzkie on Jul 10, 2008 10:54:39 GMT -5
That's the thing about Mr. O'Reilly... He features both viewpoints:
Conservative and ultra-conservative.
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Post by Cody MacArthur Fett on Jul 10, 2008 11:02:19 GMT -5
That's the thing about Mr. O'Reilly... He features both viewpoints: Conservative and ultra-conservative. Then why is he constantly sticking up for Obama?! Seriously, the guy's not said one bad thing about ether of the presidential candidates. Even going so far as to say to one of his guests when they said Obama was a flip-flopper, "Hey, cut that out!" And the guy's honest, if nothing else he's honest. Kim: Shake it baby! (Love that line. ;D) P.S. Troper, if you want to see The O'Reilly Factor then you should watch the Fox News Channel every weekday at 8:00 P.M. Eastern Standard Time - that's when it's on.
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Post by RedBlueGreen on Jul 10, 2008 12:37:51 GMT -5
Thanks, Cody, but I don't think you get can Fox News in Britain. Also, I stopped watching tv. And now YouTube is giving me trouble. ... Ron:I'm not cheating on you! Kim: Then how is it that more then half the females we've ever come in contact with are yaihadla with your child? Ron The power of fanfiction? Kim: . . . I'll buy that. Ron: Phew. You know, for a second there I thought . . . Kim: For now. [Kim walks away.]Ron: Heh, Mando chicks. Rufus: Woo-hoo, crazy. Makes me laugh. And fanfic Ron seems to be incredibly fertile: in one fic, he and Kim have ten kids (she seeks out Shego for some relaxing fighting), in another he and Shego have three pairs of twins. Mando chicks? Kim: Mom, I'm dropping out of school, and going to Hollywood to be an actor! Kim: I say we take off and nuke the lair from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. Kim: Wade! I'm bored. Find me someone to beat up. Kim: Ugh! Get that thing away from me! Ron: KP! You'll hurt Rufus's feelings! [Kim gives him a look.] Ron: You weren't talking about Rufus? That's just mean, KP.
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