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Post by kpfightforfive on Jul 23, 2008 14:02:06 GMT -5
kIM: "ron, get marryied, if you know what i mean Ron: "I Dont know what you mean" KIM: "Ron!!! are you thick"
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Post by Nightspade on Jul 23, 2008 15:48:36 GMT -5
Kim: Ron, I have something to tell you... Ron: Yeah, Kim? Kim: Do you remember when we first met? Ron: How could I forget? Kim: No, when we first met. Ron: Hm? Kim: You wouldn't remember, you were too young. It was the latest time travel mention. Messy details aside... I'm you're real mother. Ron: ... I'm sorry, what?
Shego: Drakken, I'm tired of working for you and implementing your obviously flawed plans. I'm going to work for Dementor. Drakken: That's cool. I'll just hire Boba Fett. He'll get the job done. Shego: Isn't he currently looking to collect the bounty on your head?
Barkin: I think I just wet myself.
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Post by Cody MacArthur Fett on Jul 23, 2008 16:02:11 GMT -5
Kim: Kim Possible! You think you're all that, but you're not!
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Post by RedBlueGreen on Jul 23, 2008 16:05:38 GMT -5
Kim: Ron, I have something to tell you... Ron: Yeah, Kim? Kim: Do you remember when we first met? Ron: How could I forget? Kim: No, when we first met. Ron: Hm? Kim: You wouldn't remember, you were too young. It was the latest time travel mention. Messy details aside... I'm you're real mother. Ron: ... I'm sorry, what? ;D Kim: Also, I think I'm my own great-grandmother. I prefer not to think about how.
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Post by Cody MacArthur Fett on Jul 23, 2008 16:09:37 GMT -5
Kim: Ron, I have something to tell you... Ron: Yeah, Kim? Kim: Do you remember when we first met? Ron: How could I forget? Kim: No, when we first met. Ron: Hm? Kim: You wouldn't remember, you were too young. It was the latest time travel mention. Messy details aside... I'm you're real mother. Ron: ... I'm sorry, what? ;D Kim: Also, I think I'm my own great-grandmother. I prefer not to think about how. Ron: Oh, kinda like how my grandfather is my great-great-great-grandson?
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Post by RedBlueGreen on Jul 23, 2008 16:13:12 GMT -5
Ron: Oh, kinda like how my grandfather is my great-great-great-grandson? Kim: Er, I think we're going to have to draw a diagram to understand this. Maybe in three dimensions. Just to continue this scene: Kim: Kim Possible! You think you're all that, but you're not! Drakken: She's not just ruining my plans, she has to steal my lines too! Shego! Do something! Shego: Like what, get you a better writer? Drakken: Grrrrgh!
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Post by Cody MacArthur Fett on Jul 23, 2008 16:23:24 GMT -5
Ron: Oh, kinda like how my grandfather is my great-great-great-grandson? Kim: Er, I think we're going to have to draw a diagram to understand this. Maybe in three dimensions. Ron: Kim, you know the only way to explain this is forth dimensionally. Just to continue this scene: Kim: Kim Possible! You think you're all that, but you're not! Drakken: She's not just ruining my plans, she has to steal my lines too! Shego! Do something! Shego: Like what, get you a better writer? Drakken: Grrrrgh! Ron [Jumps in front of Drakken before activating his MMP around his hands]: You should try listening to her once and awhile. Even though her ideas are just second best. Shego: Oh, come on! You have got to be kidding me!
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Post by RedBlueGreen on Jul 23, 2008 16:29:23 GMT -5
Shego: Oh, come on! You have got to be kidding me! Ron: Yeah, well I haven't seen you try to take over the world! Drakken: I remember...no. Kim: RON! Remember what happened last time you encouraged the supervillains?
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Post by Nightspade on Jul 23, 2008 16:32:58 GMT -5
Zita: So, I was playing WoW the other night when I just stopped playing.
lol, you can't stop playing WoW.
Bonnie: No, no, no, no. I'm the b-word and the very friendly person. Kim's the good girl. Producer: Really? But you hardly have any screen time. How can the show possibley appeal to our target demographic? Bonnie: *Shrug.*
Ron: You see, I'm the average guy... Producer: Uh-huh... Ron: Who's best friends with this really hot cheerleader who saves the world daily... Producer: I see... Ron: Then we have a movie where we end up starting a romantic relationship. Producer: Let me get this straight. You're a below average student, have no combat skills- Ron: -well, there was this monkey idol- Producer: -Let me finish. Have no combat skills, save for mystic ones, by all accounts you're a slacker... and you expect an audience to believe that you land the gorgeous worldsaving teenager next door as your true love? Ron: That's pretty much how it went down. Producer: Kid... that is the most outlandish thing I have ever heard, no one would possibly watch a show on that premise.
Kim: Bonnie... you married Brad Jones? Bonnie: Yep. Kim: You do realize that both of your initials are BJ?
Bonnie: I DEMAND A DIVORCE.
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Post by Cody MacArthur Fett on Jul 23, 2008 16:47:23 GMT -5
Shego: Oh, come on! You have got to be kidding me! Ron: Yeah, well I haven't seen you try to take over the world! Drakken: I remember...no. Kim: RON! Remember what happened last time you encouraged the supervillains? Ron: We became supervillains ourselves and began a plan to bring about the Soviet conquest of the world? Kim: Exactly, now do you want competition for this goal? Ron: Not really.
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Post by RedBlueGreen on Jul 23, 2008 16:55:45 GMT -5
Producer: Kid... that is the most outlandish thing I have ever heard, no one would possibly watch a show on that premise. Ron: So, she's a straight-A student and cheerleader and world-saving hero and I'm an underachieving slacker and her sidekick, we're friends since forever. We're both in school and too young to drive, but we buzz around the planet saving the world from supervillains... Producer: Right, good... Ron: They've got lasers and sharks and giant robots and mind control and rockets and doomsday machines, and we go under the sea and into space... Producer: Sounds good... Ron: And we fall in love. Producer: The gorgeous worldsaving teenager next door...and you? You've lost me now.
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Post by RedBlueGreen on Jul 23, 2008 16:59:20 GMT -5
Ron: Yeah, well I haven't seen you try to take over the world! Drakken: I remember...no. Kim: RON! Remember what happened last time you encouraged the supervillains? Ron: We became supervillains ourselves and began a plan to bring about the Soviet conquest of the world? Kim: Exactly, now do you want competition for this goal? Ron: Not really. Kim: Right. We take them out now. (I was referring to Ron's suggesting supervillainy to Senor Senior Senior. Soviet conquest?)
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Post by Cody MacArthur Fett on Jul 23, 2008 17:04:20 GMT -5
Ron: We became supervillains ourselves and began a plan to bring about the Soviet conquest of the world? Kim: Exactly, now do you want competition for this goal? Ron: Not really. Kim: Right. We take them out now. (I was referring to Ron's suggesting supervillainy to Senor Senior Senior. Soviet conquest?) Ron: Can do Kim'ika! Drakken: Oh dear. Shego: F---. (Yes, Soviet conquest. Don't you know the number one rule about time travel? Eliminating people from history will inevitably cause a Soviet invasion. ;D)
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Post by Nightspade on Jul 23, 2008 17:05:48 GMT -5
Kim: Ron, I'm leaving you. For Rufus. Ron: Well, since that cat's out of the bag, I've been cheating on you with your mother. Kim: WHAT?! Mr. Dr. P.: I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE!!!!
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Post by Alexlayer on Jul 23, 2008 17:49:57 GMT -5
Thanks guys for the whole last page. I really needed some laugh and this was more than what I could have asked. ;D
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Post by Nightspade on Jul 23, 2008 20:18:05 GMT -5
Ron: DEATH TO KIM POSSIBLE! HER BLOOD WILL SPILL! After... I HAVE HORDED THE WORLD'S SUPPLY OF NACOS TO MYSELF! THEN, AND ONLY THEN WILL THE WOLRD KNOW THE TRUE MEANING OF LOSE AND DESPAIR!! Minion #1: But... we're still getting paid, right? Ron: Yes, you idiotic twit. Wait, how much am I paying you guys again? Minion #2: $24.45 an hour, sir, plus full medical and dental for us and our loved ones. Minion #3: Don't forget you promised shelter in the coming Armageddon. Ron: Here's another question: If I am paying you that much, SHOULDN'T YOU ALL BE WORKING!? Minion #2: Lunch break. Ron: FORGET IT! *Brutally slaughters all his underlings. Then, he walks into an office and presses a button on an innercom.* Debbie, can I you order me some more henchmen? Secretary: I'm Missy, sir. You just got done killing Debbie. Ron: DON'T YOU DARE PRESUME TO CORRECT ME!!!!! Missy: Sorry, sir, I- *Brutally killed when Ron appears out of no where to strangle her.*
Ron: *Waking up in a sweat.* Whoa! That was the weirdest dream. Last time I eat 5 triple cheese Grande-size nacos before bed. *Lays back down, turns over to his wife.* Good night, honey. Drakken: *Yawning.* Good night, beloved.
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Post by Cody MacArthur Fett on Jul 23, 2008 21:43:15 GMT -5
Ron: DEATH TO KIM POSSIBLE! HER BLOOD WILL SPILL! After... I HAVE HORDED THE WORLD'S SUPPLY OF NACOS TO MYSELF! THEN, AND ONLY THEN WILL THE WOLRD KNOW THE TRUE MEANING OF LOSE AND DESPAIR!! Minion #1: But... we're still getting paid, right? Ron: Yes, you idiotic twit. Wait, how much am I paying you guys again? Minion #2: $24.45 an hour, sir, plus full medical and dental for us and our loved ones. Minion #3: Don't forget you promised shelter in the coming Armageddon. Ron: Here's another question: If I am paying you that much, SHOULDN'T YOU ALL BE WORKING!? Minion #2: Lunch break. Ron: FORGET IT! *Brutally slaughters all his underlings. Then, he walks into an office and presses a button on an innercom.* Debbie, can I you order me some more henchmen? Secretary: I'm Missy, sir. You just got done killing Debbie. Ron: DON'T YOU DARE PRESUME TO CORRECT ME!!!!! Missy: Sorry, sir, I- *Brutally killed when Ron appears out of no where to strangle her.* Ron: *Waking up in a sweat.* Whoa! That was the weirdest dream. Last time I eat 5 triple cheese Grande-size nacos before bed. *Lays back down, turns over to his wife.* Good night, honey. Drakken: *Yawning.* Good night, beloved. Kim: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! [Clutches heart for a few seconds before picking up bedside phone] I don't care how late this is, it's an emergency. [Phone ringing] Come on, pick up! Ron [Yawning]: Huh? Kim? Kim: Ron! Please tell me you're not attracted to Drakken. Ron: Wait. What? No! Of course not! Why would you think that?! Kim: Well, I had this dream, in it you left me for Drakken, and . . . Ron: Kim, that was only a dream. Relax. Kim: OK. Ron: Good, now go to bed and get some rest. [Ten phone calls latter]Ron: Kim, for the last time, I did not break up with you, but I will if you keep calling me at 3:47 in the morning! Slams down phone]Kim [Whimpering]: He's so gonna break up with me.
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Post by Nightspade on Jul 23, 2008 22:33:58 GMT -5
Kim: What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)
I drive these scrubbers crazy, I do it on the daily, They treat me really nicely, They buy me all these ice-ys. Dolce & Gabbana, Fendi and then Donna Karen, they be sharin' All their money got me wearin' Fly gearrr but I ain't askin, They say they love my naco 'n, Se7en Jeans, True Religion, I say no, but they keep givin' So I keep on takin' And no I ain't fakin' We can keep on datin' I keep on demonstrating.
My love, my love, my love, my love You love my lady lumps, My hump, my hump, my hump, My humps they got u, She's got me spending. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me. She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, on me, on me
What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. What u gon' do with all that ass? All that ass inside them jeans? I'm a make, make, make, make you scream Make u scream, make you scream. Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)
I met a girl down at the disco. She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go. I could be your baby, you can be my honey Lets spend time not money. I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff, Milky, milky cocoa, Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.
They say I'm really sexy, The boys they wanna sex me. They always standing next to me, Always dancing next to me, Tryin' a feel my hump, hump. Lookin' at my lump, lump. U can look but you can't touch it, If u touch it I'ma start some drama, You don't want no drama, No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama So don't pull on my hand boy, You ain't my man, boy, I'm just tryn'a dance boy, And move my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump. My lovely lady lumps x3 In the back and in the front. My lovin' got u, She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me. She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, on me, on me.
What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. What you gon' do with all that ass? All that ass inside them jeans? I'ma make, make, make, make you scream Make you scream, make you scream. What you gon do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk, Get you love drunk off this hump. What you gon' do wit all that breast? All that breast inside that shirt? I'ma make, make, make, make you work Make you work, work, make you work. She's got me spendin'. Spendin all your money on me and spendin' time on me She's got me spendin'. Spendin' all your money on me, on me, on me.
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Post by RedBlueGreen on Jul 24, 2008 17:16:41 GMT -5
Kim: Ron, I'm leaving you. For Rufus. Ron: Well, since that cat's out of the bag, I've been cheating on you with your mother. Kim: WHAT?! Mr. Dr. P.: I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE!!!! Mrs Dr P.: Well, you had to find out sometime, dear. Drakken: That's cool. I'll just hire Boba Fett. He'll get the job done. Shego: Isn't he currently looking to collect the bounty on your head? Kim: This much for Drakken. This for Monkey Fist. This for Killigan. This for Dementor. This for Frugal Lucre. Payment once each head is delivered to me. Boba Fett: What about Shego? Kim: Leave Shego alone. She's mine.
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Post by Nightspade on Jul 25, 2008 11:37:16 GMT -5
JLA: Kim, we're looking for a new member and you're just who we need! Teen Titans: We were here first! Avengers: While the girls over there sort that out, how about you join up with us? Kim: Who the hell are you guys?
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