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Post by KillerBebe Obeys Zita on Jan 14, 2008 2:17:35 GMT -5
Wish granted, but Kim Possible Fanfics become lame with the only story line being, Kim Loves Ron and Ron Love Kim over and over again.
I wish I was in a KP cartoon.
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Post by Luke Danger on Jan 14, 2008 9:01:24 GMT -5
Eh, you were a red shirt, and got killed in the episode.
Wish there weren't any shipper wars.
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Post by kimronfangurl on Jan 14, 2008 19:37:40 GMT -5
now The shippers all turn on you I wish exams didnt exsist
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Post by Luke Danger on Jan 14, 2008 21:03:29 GMT -5
You phail the SAT tests, and became the RS.net janitor.
member: Hey janitor, we got a brainsoap spill, Fun section.
I wish people weren't all 'oh that's inapropreate for mention of se.x' and other BS things.
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Post by ninjanaco on Jan 14, 2008 21:20:16 GMT -5
Now people sexualize everything.
I wish Hugo Chavez didn't rule Venezuela.
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Post by KillerBebe Obeys Zita on Jan 31, 2008 14:28:15 GMT -5
Wish granted but now he lives in your backyard.
I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and not get fat.
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Post by Luke Danger on Jan 31, 2008 17:04:04 GMT -5
Look in th mirror Wish I could do some fanfarts or such.
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Post by drakkenfan on Jan 31, 2008 17:11:38 GMT -5
You do a great fan art, then get banned because it's indecent.
I wish childbirth was painless.
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Post by Knife Wife on Jan 31, 2008 17:14:24 GMT -5
Wish granted, but now the doctors make it more humiliating.
I wish I had a pilot's license.
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Post by Darth_Comrade on Jan 31, 2008 17:32:24 GMT -5
Wish granted but you don't have a plane to fly. I wish I had a lightsaber.
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Post by Luke Danger on Jan 31, 2008 17:33:39 GMT -5
You chop your d@mn head off! Wish I type real quick.
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Post by dracorex on Jan 31, 2008 17:45:49 GMT -5
Wish granted. Now all you've got left are stumps.
I wish I had 10 Grand.
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Post by drakkenfan on Jan 31, 2008 18:35:42 GMT -5
Wish granted, but the bank you stole it from caught you on video, and now the cops are at your door.
I wish my neighbors kids would stop vandalizing my property.
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Post by dracorex on Jan 31, 2008 19:24:58 GMT -5
I hate my neighbor kids too.
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Post by Luke Danger on Jan 31, 2008 20:04:50 GMT -5
They do. Instead, they start blowing up your property.
Wish Disney would do KP boxsets.
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Post by The Yetimonster on Jan 31, 2008 20:15:55 GMT -5
Wish granted, but they're only available in Betamax.
I wish I had a thin crust pizza with italian sausage, pepperoni, bacon, onion, garlic, and hot giardeneira right now.
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Post by KillerBebe Obeys Zita on Feb 1, 2008 1:02:38 GMT -5
Wish granted, but after your first bite you have a coronary from all the grease
I wish I was a jedi
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Post by ragtag on Feb 1, 2008 1:38:49 GMT -5
You become a Jedi, but only in your mind. Everyone else thinks you are a loser, you live with your mom and die at 45 of a massive stroke because you are an obease slob who never leaves the basement or your delusions.
I wish I had incurrable cancer, AIDs, my dog died, my girlfriend cheated on me, that I attempt to commit suicide by throwing myself out of a window only to get hit by a bus, mirraculously surviving only to live the rest of my life in extreme pain as a quadrapoligic, and when I finaly die, they find me a week later because I have no family and friends in a pool of my own filth because I've been neglected and uncared for for months.
Corrupt that, I dare you.
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bobby
Pink Sloth
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Post by bobby on Feb 1, 2008 1:42:32 GMT -5
Ah wish ah don't accidentally trip and cause dis giant syringe full o' nitro glycerin to explode.
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Post by The Yetimonster on Feb 1, 2008 2:13:12 GMT -5
I wish I had incurrable cancer, AIDs, my dog died, my girlfriend cheated on me, that I attempt to commit suicide by throwing myself out of a window only to get hit by a bus, mirraculously surviving only to live the rest of my life in extreme pain as a quadrapoligic, and when I finaly die, they find me a week later because I have no family and friends in a pool of my own filth because I've been neglected and uncared for for months. Your wish is granted, only your corpse is found by movie producers who decide that you will be the star of the new X-rated film Weekend at Bernie's 3: Bernie Gets ****ed by a Donkey!. Following this, your somehow animate, donkey-sperm-filled corpse will find the internets, make several screen names at a mesage board, and proceed to muck up a perfectly good board with unfunny drivel at 12:30 am. I wish I had a mullet and a sweet IROC-Z to drive to Poison concerts, man.
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