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Post by Darth_Comrade on Feb 10, 2008 0:45:02 GMT -5
You got a better grade but you've neglected your other classes. Ha ha! I wish, I wish, I had a fish.
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Post by manofevil on Feb 10, 2008 1:02:22 GMT -5
Granted. You get nailed in the face with 3 foot halbut.
I wish I had a job.
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Post by FarAwayGirl on Feb 10, 2008 10:47:07 GMT -5
I wish I could meet Joe from the Jonas Brothers...
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Post by KillerBebe Obeys Zita on Feb 11, 2008 13:48:05 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you find out he’s a stuck up snob who won’t give you the time of day
I wish the price of gasoline was not so high.
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Post by NewSkool101 on Feb 11, 2008 14:08:27 GMT -5
Granted, but now the price of cars has skyrocketed. I wish Nickelodeon would quit stalling and air the rest of Avatar!
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Post by dracorex on Feb 11, 2008 18:46:48 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you fall into a coma before the opening credits.
I wish I could find a date to prom.
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Post by ninjanaco on Feb 11, 2008 19:14:31 GMT -5
You do - it's DNAmy.
I wish I could date a hot Hispanic girl.
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Post by dracorex on Feb 11, 2008 19:37:35 GMT -5
Wish granted, too bad her dad doesn't like you and he's an ex-marine.
I wish I could get my math homework done.
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Post by manofevil on Feb 11, 2008 19:43:34 GMT -5
Granted. But your teacher is so impressed he assigns more.
I wish I had a job.
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Post by Luke Danger on Feb 12, 2008 17:48:45 GMT -5
You get one, and you wind up target practice in live fire military excerises, you're the target their hunting, in a terrorist-hunting drill....... grab a rifle and run.
I wish I could take a nap right now.
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Post by The Yetimonster on Feb 12, 2008 22:47:40 GMT -5
Granted, but that nap is on a bed shared with Rosie O'Donnell and Oprah Winfrey.
I wish someone would buy my BMW.
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Post by KillerBebe Obeys Zita on Feb 12, 2008 23:56:59 GMT -5
Wish granted, but they keep breaking your windows
I wish I had X-ray vision
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Post by Luke Danger on Feb 13, 2008 7:33:30 GMT -5
But you fail to see a rocket coming from behind you.
I wish I had a 10000 posts.
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Post by KillerBebe Obeys Zita on Feb 13, 2008 9:34:57 GMT -5
Wish granted but they’re all complaints about you
I wish that I could speak Korean.
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Post by Lord FunkyHoof on Feb 13, 2008 9:58:20 GMT -5
Granted, but that becomes the only language you can ever speak and understand.
I wish I could be more confident in myself.
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Post by KillerBebe Obeys Zita on Feb 13, 2008 13:27:21 GMT -5
Wish granted but your confidents turns into an over stuffed ego bigger and worse than Bonnie’s so much so that she cowers in fear when you walk down the school hallway.
I wish that I could paint works of art.
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Post by Luke Danger on Feb 13, 2008 21:29:37 GMT -5
Granted, but the FBI locks you up since it's with nudity.... alot.
Wish people didn't have to resort to grandiose things for things that really had simple answers.
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Post by manofevil on Feb 14, 2008 7:05:22 GMT -5
Granted, but the simple solutions only work for short periods of time and you get blamed for their eventual failure.
I wish I could finish my screenplay.
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Post by KillerBebe Obeys Zita on Feb 14, 2008 8:11:10 GMT -5
Wish granted but on a cold day someone uses the paper to light a fire in the fireplace.
I wish that I could lose weight.
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Post by Luqkim... on Feb 14, 2008 11:26:17 GMT -5
Wish granted. Congratulations, you're now anorexic too.
I wish I could be a Professional Gamer.
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