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Post by Mickey on Feb 1, 2008 2:17:22 GMT -5
I wish I had incurrable cancer, AIDs, my dog died, my girlfriend cheated on me, that I attempt to commit suicide by throwing myself out of a window only to get hit by a bus, mirraculously surviving only to live the rest of my life in extreme pain as a quadrapoligic, and when I finaly die, they find me a week later because I have no family and friends in a pool of my own filth because I've been neglected and uncared for for months. Your wish is granted, only your corpse is found by movie producers who decide that you will be the star of the new X-rated film Weekend at Bernie's 3: Bernie Gets ****ed by a Donkey!. I wish I had a mullet and a sweet IROC-Z to drive to Poison concerts, man. Wish granted, but your mullet gets caught on fire by a single mom waving a lighter at one of the concerts. I wish I had pellet gun.
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Post by The Yetimonster on Feb 1, 2008 2:25:01 GMT -5
Your wish is granted, only you accidentally pellet yourself in the balls while drunk, much to the amusement of your friends.
I wish to lunge wildly at the Pope before I die.
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Post by Mickey on Feb 1, 2008 2:29:19 GMT -5
Your wish is granted, only you accidentally pellet yourself in the balls while drunk, much to the amusement of your friends. I wish to lunge wildly at the Pope before I die. Wish granted, but your lunge misses and you tumble out of a Vatican window to your doom. I wish to group skydive with 5 of my closest friends.
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Post by The Yetimonster on Feb 1, 2008 2:33:12 GMT -5
Your wish is granted, only it comes to pass that you don't really have any friends, so you never bother to pull your parachute cord.
I wish I could sleep at this hour, instead of posting at a message board in an insomnia-fuelled haze.
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Post by Mickey on Feb 1, 2008 2:35:13 GMT -5
Your wish is granted, only it comes to pass that you don't really have any friends, so you never bother to pull your parachute cord. I wish I could sleep at this hour, instead of posting at a message board in an insomnia-fuelled haze. Wish granted, but you wake up with your keyboard stuck to your face from passing out on it. I wish I could join a sorority. ha-cha-cha-cha
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Post by The Yetimonster on Feb 1, 2008 2:37:18 GMT -5
You join the sorority...and your cycle changes to match your roommates'...despite being a man.
I wish there was a cure for qwertytis.
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Post by Mickey on Feb 1, 2008 2:50:06 GMT -5
You join the sorority...and your cycle changes to match your roommates'...despite being a man. I wish there was a cure for qwertytis. Wish granted, but the side effects may include, headaches, nausea, vomitting, rash, increase of stroke, decrease in dating and sudden urges to break out into show tunes during dinner. I wish Theatres would stop showing Wal-Mart and Coke commercials right before the movie.
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Post by The Yetimonster on Feb 1, 2008 3:01:48 GMT -5
Your wish is granted, but then Wal-Mart begins beaming advertisements directly into your brain, right before they take over the world.
I wish I played for DethKlok.
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Post by Alyssa on Feb 1, 2008 20:57:39 GMT -5
Wish Granted but the company goes out of business five minutes after you're hired.
I wish for all A's in all of my classes.
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Post by Luke Danger on Feb 2, 2008 13:08:28 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you were caught cheating.
Wish I could get some alone time.
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Post by Alyssa on Feb 2, 2008 13:26:31 GMT -5
Granted, but now that you have time to read your glasses broke.
I wish I had a flat stomach :/
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Post by Luqkim... on Feb 3, 2008 5:58:50 GMT -5
Wish granted. Congratulations, you're now anorexic.
I wish I could shred on a Guitar like Eric Clapton.
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Post by Alyssa on Feb 3, 2008 11:15:19 GMT -5
Granted. But your fingers now look like they've gone through a paper shredder.
I wish I was taller.
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RazzleDazzle
Yellow Trout
"That's why you've gotta go."
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Post by RazzleDazzle on Feb 3, 2008 11:20:54 GMT -5
Granted. But you bang youre head on things.
I wish I was a better singer.
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Post by Luke Danger on Feb 3, 2008 11:22:54 GMT -5
Granted, but now that you have time to read your glasses broke. OK, first of all, I don't need glasses, and second, I got good eyes, I could read Harry Potter in under say... five six hours? Edit: I was doing alyssa's: Wish granted, you are now so tall that you're head is in the vaccum of space. You choke to death, and they space your body. Wish I didn't need sleep and could stay up as long as I wanted without any affects on me.
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RazzleDazzle
Yellow Trout
"That's why you've gotta go."
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Post by RazzleDazzle on Feb 3, 2008 11:24:38 GMT -5
Granted, but now that you have time to read your glasses broke. Edit: I was doing alyssa's: Wish granted, you are now so tall that you're head is in the vaccum of space. You choke to death, and they space your body. Oops. Sorry!
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Post by drakkenfan on Feb 3, 2008 14:03:43 GMT -5
Granted, you don't need sleep anymore, because the aliens who captured you as a human slave want you to work all day and night.
I wish my house would clean itself.
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Post by Alyssa on Feb 3, 2008 23:08:34 GMT -5
Granted, but now that you have time to read your glasses broke. OK, first of all, I don't need glasses, and second, I got good eyes, I could read Harry Potter in under say... five six hours? Sorry. I was trying to make a bad twilight zone reference*. :/ And impressive! Harry Potter is a hard read. Especially that last one, seriously. @_@ WISH GRANTED: But the house kicks you out now that it can function without you. I wish I were funnier. *In the episode, a man who spends alot of time reading with bad effects (his boss is seriously considering firing him, and his wife is considering leaving him) is the only survivor of a nuclear holocaust. There's still food to sustain him, but no human/animal life to entertain him. Then he finds a library. As he bends over to pick up a book his thick prescription glasses fall off and break. The episode ends with him crying out: "It's not fair! There was time!" This has been parodied on Family Guy and Futurama. Plus points to whoever can identify the parodies.
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Post by Twilight fan! Edward Cullen <3 on Feb 9, 2008 21:03:30 GMT -5
wish granted but then your wish dosnt get seen so it dosnt happen!!!
I wish my eyes didnt hurt!
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Post by Blue on Feb 9, 2008 21:06:19 GMT -5
Wish granted but then your eyeLIDS hurt, LOL.
I wish I had a better grade in social studies.
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