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Post by manofevil on Feb 16, 2008 22:49:47 GMT -5
Granted but you're sued by parents groups after the violence in the game cause a kid to kill his classmate. You lose all your profits.
I wish I weren't three years behind in the comic books I read.
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Post by drakkenfan on Feb 18, 2008 0:42:43 GMT -5
Wish granted... now you're 4 years behind.
I wish I didn't have leg pain all the time.
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Post by manofevil on Feb 18, 2008 1:03:22 GMT -5
Granted. Your legs are amputated.
I wish my monitor didn't make everything look green.
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Post by drakkenfan on Feb 18, 2008 1:19:32 GMT -5
granted... now it won't work at all. (by the way, if you're having problems with the color on your monitor, the plug could be loose that connects it to your computer)
I wish I could fly like a superhero.
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Post by manofevil on Feb 18, 2008 2:45:06 GMT -5
Granted. Now you perpetually crash into things get billed for them and have a constant impact concussion. (Tried that. didn't work. Thanks anyway.)
I wish I hadn't slept through all the cop shows tonight.
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Post by ShadigoIzayoi on Feb 18, 2008 10:38:35 GMT -5
Wish Granted... though you end up on Disorderly Conduct for... uhh... Disorderly Conduct? I wish to lie on Asuka's bosom... :3
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Post by manofevil on Feb 18, 2008 23:27:04 GMT -5
Granted . Your bed's undersheet now has a perfectly painted rendition of Asuka on it. You may lie on more than her bosom. ;D
I wish I was able to get more done in a day.
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Post by Luke Danger on Feb 19, 2008 12:28:14 GMT -5
Granted, you get fired for sloppy work and live in the sewers. They flood every five minutes. Enjoy!
I wish I could not make a wish.
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Post by manofevil on Feb 19, 2008 12:48:37 GMT -5
Granted. Every time you try to say the word 'wish', your mouth is paralised and you can't say anything for a minute and a half.
I wish my stupid LCD hadn't gone out last week.
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Post by Luke Danger on Feb 19, 2008 12:52:16 GMT -5
It has now gone out for ETERNITY!
I have one UNCORRUPTIBLE WISH, what shall I wish for it? NO!
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Post by manofevil on Feb 19, 2008 12:54:21 GMT -5
Granted. You get IT. Good and hard.
I wish I had it, too.
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Post by Luke Danger on Feb 19, 2008 13:54:24 GMT -5
You are wiped out, not even a trace of you remains. Your deeds are forgotten in a heartbeat.
I shall make no wish. Corrupt that! (just do something to be flashly)
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Post by manofevil on Feb 19, 2008 15:07:48 GMT -5
You get your house back, your car back, your wife back, and your job back.
I wish I could make big money.
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Post by Alyssa on Feb 19, 2008 15:12:29 GMT -5
You do, but it's so big it squishes you.
I wish I wish I were a fish.
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Post by Luke Danger on Feb 19, 2008 15:13:15 GMT -5
You get your house back, your car back, your wife back, and your job back. *COUGH* Excuse me! But I'm 13! You are now the main course of Buster's dinner (from Mythbusters) No wish tonight ladies and gents, flash something.
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Post by Blue on Feb 19, 2008 17:04:02 GMT -5
Wish granted but then you eventually are forced to make a wish. I wish my hair was smoother.
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Post by manofevil on Feb 19, 2008 17:43:30 GMT -5
Granted. Your hair now sticks straight up. It doesn't get any smoother than that.
I wish I could sing a song as big as Ireland
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Post by Luke Danger on Feb 19, 2008 17:53:13 GMT -5
You do, and you get spaced, then, in space, they use a nuke on you. I wish none of you made wishes ever again! (ought to end the thread )
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Post by manofevil on Feb 19, 2008 21:20:51 GMT -5
Granted. None of us make any more wishes, but a bunch of people join tonight and THEY all make wishes.
I wish my new nephew lives a long and happy life.
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Post by Luke Danger on Feb 19, 2008 22:14:23 GMT -5
He gets caught in a nuclear reactor and had to live in a white room for a billion years till the radiation ended, killing him.
I wish for world peace, done in a peaceful manner, finally giving people in Earth a chance to look towards something else other then keeping blades close enough to eachother's throats just in case.
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