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Post by Malory Evolent on Sept 30, 2008 22:26:16 GMT -5
Granted, but you aim it at a mirror, ultimately sealing your own demise.
I wish KP was back on in the afternoon
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Post by Darth Griffin on Sept 30, 2008 22:30:53 GMT -5
Granted, but it is the only show on in the affternoon, soon everyone gets annoyed and petitions to have her taken off the air.
I wish I was more awesome than I am now
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Post by Blue on Sept 30, 2008 22:32:58 GMT -5
Granted, but then you get killed because people are so jealous of your awesomeness.
I wish I was 21 and on Broadway.
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Post by Darth Griffin on Sept 30, 2008 22:35:05 GMT -5
granted, but you get so famous that directors can't afford to hire you and if they paid any less, you wouldn't be able to maintain your lifestyle.
I wish I was a god.
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Post by Malory Evolent on Sept 30, 2008 22:43:23 GMT -5
Granted but you're Hera
I wish the weather would stay this way forever
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Post by Darth Griffin on Sept 30, 2008 22:54:04 GMT -5
Granted, the weather stays the same for all eternity, the world dies from lack a a varied weather system and the Terran race becomes extinct.
I wish I could control peoples minds
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Post by Malory Evolent on Sept 30, 2008 22:57:57 GMT -5
Granted but the only people's minds you can control are those with Tourettes and your head explodes from all the profanities and screaming.
I wish I could fly
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Post by Darth Griffin on Sept 30, 2008 23:00:13 GMT -5
Granted. You fly right into a windmill.
I wish could do anything I wanted with no consequences whatsoever
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Post by Malory Evolent on Sept 30, 2008 23:06:20 GMT -5
Granted but you get bored because you miss the chaos and eventually get sick of having your way all the time so you bury yourself alive in a landfill.
I wish it was possible to touch a rainbow
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Post by Donne on Oct 1, 2008 7:24:00 GMT -5
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Post by Blue on Oct 1, 2008 17:26:54 GMT -5
Granted but you get bored because you miss the chaos and eventually get sick of having your way all the time so you bury yourself alive in a landfill. I wish it was possible to touch a rainbow Granted, but it turns out that the rainbow is hotter than the sun and you die from spontaneous human combustion. I wish someone would call me right now.
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Post by Luke Danger on Oct 1, 2008 18:24:00 GMT -5
It's the feds, then you are arrested and get a capital sentance. Ouch.
Wish I didn't have to wait for things like Star Wars: The Clone Wars to come out
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Post by Justyh- Pic is the reality guy on Oct 6, 2008 8:15:24 GMT -5
Granted: But everything coming out is Star Wars, and the other scifi series start roiting+ throwing smoke bombs at skywalker ranch. There's petetions at hollywood and star wars get canceled.
I wish this forum had a active posting members can create their own (Stories/ Characters) section, for people to get into something different.
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Post by Malory Evolent on Oct 6, 2008 14:42:33 GMT -5
Granted, but while it is different, most people find it boring and it quickly dies and things go back to the way they were.
I'm starving! I wish I had something to eat.
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Post by Darth Griffin on Oct 6, 2008 18:50:57 GMT -5
granted, you eat so much that you become bigger than the Earth and fall into the sun.
I wish Trixie from Speed Racer movie was real and my girlfriend.
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Post by Donne on Oct 6, 2008 20:51:28 GMT -5
Granted, but she's a jerk when she's not on film.
I wish I would stop posting things where they don't belong!
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Post by ivyblossom on Oct 7, 2008 6:47:46 GMT -5
Granted, but your computer gets broken, because you just post right stuff and RS.net gets too full of right posts that it gets deleted and you won't be able to visit RS.net again. I wish I would write a bestseller.
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Post by Donne on Oct 7, 2008 16:13:41 GMT -5
Strange... my computer just got fixed. --- Granted, but your writing is hollow and you find the pursuit of money meaningless. You become a nun to try to find God, but get mistaken for a penguin and kidnapped by poachers. Shouldn't have moved to the South Pole after all. I wish I had a panpipe.
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Post by Mickey on Oct 7, 2008 16:21:02 GMT -5
Granted, but a panpipe hater snatches and breaks it in half... over your head. I wish more people actually knew the difference between irony and coincidence.
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Post by lovethebeardkevin on Oct 7, 2008 16:33:16 GMT -5
Irony and coincidence suddenly disappear from existence so no one knows the difference
I wish I had a car
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